For the Patron Saint's Name of Frick.
I think I will no longer worry about offending people's sensibilities when I tell them to not major in crap.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Haley Up to Bat...
Count is 0 and 1.
Catcher signaling to the pitcher.
Pitcher shakes his head. Doesn't like the 2-1 pitch.
Catcher suggesting a different pitch.
Looks like the pitcher likes it.
Pitcher checks the runner on first.
Haley waiting patiently...kind of hugging the plate a bit.
Been a good season for her this year. Batting nearly .400. One of the few female bloggers with such a high batting average.
Pitcher tanking a stance. Here's the wind up....aaaaand the pitch.
CRACK!
HOLY COW! She got a hold of that one!
It's going
Going
Going
It's GOOOOONE!
Good night to that one!
Haley is rounding second base and the ball is still gaining elevation!
That one is outta the park for sure!
Another home run for Haley. That makes it her 98th home run for the season.
Notice in the replay how she isn't faked out by the pitch at all and can see right through the pitcher. Tried to sink it past her, but she just read it like a book.
Well, you see Jim that's what happens when you try to sugar coat an article with something that just plain ain't true. Notice the Christian spin she put on the ball about how men don't care about looks and if they do, they're disgusting dirty beasts. And you know that if you try to get that lie past an experienced blogger like Haley, you might as well just pitch a straight fast ball right over the plate because she is going to cream it.
Catcher signaling to the pitcher.
Pitcher shakes his head. Doesn't like the 2-1 pitch.
Catcher suggesting a different pitch.
Looks like the pitcher likes it.
Pitcher checks the runner on first.
Haley waiting patiently...kind of hugging the plate a bit.
Been a good season for her this year. Batting nearly .400. One of the few female bloggers with such a high batting average.
Pitcher tanking a stance. Here's the wind up....aaaaand the pitch.
CRACK!
HOLY COW! She got a hold of that one!
It's going
Going
Going
It's GOOOOONE!
Good night to that one!
Haley is rounding second base and the ball is still gaining elevation!
That one is outta the park for sure!
Another home run for Haley. That makes it her 98th home run for the season.
Notice in the replay how she isn't faked out by the pitch at all and can see right through the pitcher. Tried to sink it past her, but she just read it like a book.
Well, you see Jim that's what happens when you try to sugar coat an article with something that just plain ain't true. Notice the Christian spin she put on the ball about how men don't care about looks and if they do, they're disgusting dirty beasts. And you know that if you try to get that lie past an experienced blogger like Haley, you might as well just pitch a straight fast ball right over the plate because she is going to cream it.
Well, When You Vote for a Guy Based on His Pecks
Why does the idiocy and drivel not surprise me in this article.
I would go on, but the article mocks itself adequately.
I would go on, but the article mocks itself adequately.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Damn Facts and Statistcs
Truth, as you know, is very unpopular today amongst the youth, the left and anybody whose entire life upbringing and self-worth has been based in lies. It's a topic I like to delve more into because I find it fascinating how resilient the human brain is to truth and reality when if you think about it, it's insanity to be resilient to "truth and reality." It's like saying, "I disagree with gravity." Or, "I don't like how electricity works." My favorite though is this trend where couples are bringing up their children "gender neutral" when it's quite plainly obvious whether their child is a boy or a girl. But never let facts (or a child's well-being) get in the way for psychotic, self-absorbed, political zealots in their pursuit of an unsustainable political religion.
Regardless, today's unfortunate fact comes from "Real Gross Municipal Product" figures. I took various cities in the US and created a Real Gross Municipal Product Index to compare how their economies have grown since 2001 (the data that is available). The cities composing the index are:
Commie Cities:
CHicago
Detroit
LA
MInneapolis
NYC
San Fran
Seattle
Cappy Cities:
Dallas
Fargo
Rapid City
Sioux Falls
You know, those stupid fly over towns where idiots live and carry guns.
Well gee whillikers and shucks howdy! The Commie towns have only experienced an increase of 10% in their economies since 2001 and those stupid morons in the sticks 30%.
Admittedly there were other towns I probably could have included, but this was just a quick 1-2 I pulled together (failed to include Houston...but I can't think of a lot of "Conservative Towns." Most are pretty commie).
Regardless, you hipsters in those big "cosmopolitan" towns enjoy the decline.
Us stupid fly over hicks will enjoy the incline with all of our stupid oil and low taxes and everything.
Regardless, today's unfortunate fact comes from "Real Gross Municipal Product" figures. I took various cities in the US and created a Real Gross Municipal Product Index to compare how their economies have grown since 2001 (the data that is available). The cities composing the index are:
Commie Cities:
CHicago
Detroit
LA
MInneapolis
NYC
San Fran
Seattle
Cappy Cities:
Dallas
Fargo
Rapid City
Sioux Falls
You know, those stupid fly over towns where idiots live and carry guns.
Well gee whillikers and shucks howdy! The Commie towns have only experienced an increase of 10% in their economies since 2001 and those stupid morons in the sticks 30%.
Admittedly there were other towns I probably could have included, but this was just a quick 1-2 I pulled together (failed to include Houston...but I can't think of a lot of "Conservative Towns." Most are pretty commie).
Regardless, you hipsters in those big "cosmopolitan" towns enjoy the decline.
Us stupid fly over hicks will enjoy the incline with all of our stupid oil and low taxes and everything.
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